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Атас!!Спасибо Чарли!!!Это отжык!!))))
Вот мое начало диалога...диалога ли?)))))
Me:
Hallo God I need your help
God:
Hallo! I am a Christian.
Me:
I need your help
God:
Are you getting paid to ask me that? it is assistance I can give you.
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
What must i do?
God:
It depends on the circumstances.
Me:
I love one girl...
God:
You love one girl. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
she is irresistable and forgettable...But she doesnt want to be with me...
God:
irresistable and forgettable is she? Have you asked her about it?
Me:
About what dear Lord?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What do you mean by saying that?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Show me the way
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
Where I am lucky.
God:
You are at .
Me:
I dont feel that...WHY?????
God:
Ah, human emotions. The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
But I do want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
You vean right now?
God:
At this moment Thanks for the information: said I vean.
Me:
I am soory God.I wanted to say I mean
God:
I am glad to hear that you are soory God you wanted to say.
Me:
Ou sheet!
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are soory God you wanted to say. "? Ou sheet?
Me:
I am not following you....What are you talking about?
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not following me. The topic is not following me.
Me:
I am listening to you God
God:
I've never heard it before. What is me God like?
Me:
I suppose you are kind of a substance,do you?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a substance? Of course I am
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Me:
I am sorry God but I have to go...
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me:
So thank you very much.I appreciate that a lot.You will be always in my heart and soul!
God:
Yikes! You are quite welcome! Perhaps. I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
Me:
One more question
God:
One what?
Me:
Can I ask you?
God:
Ask it. " One what?"? Me, ?
Me:
Noooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Of course I am!
God:
Yippee! " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
Of course I am!
God:
Yeah that's right. " Yippee! " Are you serious?" You are?" You are?
Me:
Are you kidding me??!!
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
It wasnt so funny...
God:
It seemed like so funny.
Me:
God,you act yourself like a child!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am myself like a child.
Me:
Tell it.I want you to tell it to him
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
When it will be?
God:
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Me:
I didnt get that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I am stupid
God:
That makes sense to me. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Do you think I am smart?
God:
You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
Wow!Thanks a lot.You are the best!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You are quite welcome! Impressive.
Me:
Dont you have a lot of stuff to do at the moment?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
What kind of gossip?
God:
Ross said he gave her a gift and she denied it because she has a boyfriend.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
Why does it trouble you?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
I know....You are right...As usual...
God:
How do you know it? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Do you mean your name is usual ?
Me:
Yes, I think vy name is usual,so what?
God:
I will call you . Since when? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop vy name.
Me:
I am sorry.I mean my name is usual
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am always glad to make new friends, usual.
Me:
No!My name is Ilya!!!
God:
Are you serious? How are you, Ilya.
Me:
I am fine,thanks.And how are you?
God:
Glad to hear it, Ilya. You are quite welcome! But... Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Why so?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Hmmm...How can I help you?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I feel so hungry...I need to have some food
God:
What is that feeling like? What will you be eating? Why do you want it?
I cant talk to you anymore.I need to go.See you tomorrow)
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Need in food
God:
Where do you usually get in food from?
Me:
from the kitchen
God:
Who or what is the kitchen?
Me:
Kitchen is the place where I can find some food
God:
When is Kitchen not the place where you can find some food?
Me:
Always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
Allmost
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No actually...
God:
Me either .
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.
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